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Nobody likes fruitcake.
Everybody hates fruitcake.
Greeting card humor here...
But listen... I love fruitcake.
Seriously. Can't get enough of the stuff. Those mysterious, multi-colored fruit like objects, the comforting heaviness of it, that sticky, cakey stuff that holds it all together - pure bliss.
Soak in in some rum or brandy for a couple of weeks, and you have an instant party!!
In fact, I can tell who the important people are in my life by the timeliness of the first fruitcake's arrival.
November = very important person.
December = hey, at least they remembered.
January = cheap ploy for my affections.
Send a loved one a virtual fruitcake!
See what kind of fruitcake stuff is being auctioned off right now!!
Visit Claxton, GA: The "Fruitcake Capital of the World" (also my FAVORITE fruitcake purveyor!!)
So, you think you have what it takes to whip up your own fruitcake?
You may not like to eat fruitcake, but aren't you a little curious as to what it sounds like?
